FAQ

Frequently Ignored Questions

What website would be complete without an FAQ page? This site certainly didn't need one.

Why did you decide to start Four Cent Reviews?
We don't know.

How often do you watch DVDs?
Every night before bedtime.

Kelly, how often does Eric fall asleep during a movie?
Every night before bedtime.

Do you really watch a movie every evening?
No, sometimes it takes several nights to get through a DVD. Longer if Eric needs to keep rewinding to the parts he missed.

Eric, why don't you like classic movies?
As far as I'm concerned, cinema began in 1977 with Star Wars.

Kelly, why do you always knit while you watch?
The needles give me something sharp to poke Eric with when he snores.

How often do you go to the theater?
Whenever we get free tickets.

Why does Eric sometimes get to speak twice on your reviews?
Because he controls the web site.

Why are you so irreverent in many of your reviews?
Most of the movies we watch should not be taken seriously.

Do you take requests?
Sure, send us an email if you want us to review a particular movie and we'll place it way at the bottom of Eric's queue.

Do you have separate Netflix queues?
Yes, but I (Eric) have threatened to cut Kelly off if she requests too many more chick flicks or period pieces.

Can your readers offer their two cents, too?
Only if you violently disagree with us.

Do you guys really think you're funny?
Yeah, we're hilarious.